What to do to NOT make it thru college

Lately I've been thinking about me going to school, and how all my bad habits are causing some concern in the grade books of my teachers...although I don't have too many bad habits when it comes to college, I still have a few mishaps here and there. Which is why I decided to give you some advice about how to NOT make it thru college, since I seem to be a pretty knowledgeable expert on this topic.

Enjoy!

10 Tips On How To NOT Make It Thru College...

1. Don't get a lot of sleep
- Go to bed late. Get up early. Or better yet, stay up ALL night. It's great for making you delirious and unfocused. And, for the amusement of others, you sometimes can't walk in a straight line, which, by the way, can be incredibly funny...unless there's a cop around...then he might think you're drunk.

2. Party it up baby!
- Party on the weekends! Party on the week days! Party every day! Party party party! Leave right after your last class and hit it up! Dance and drink all night long! You'll be friends with everybody all year long! College life's complete when you're the most popular of them all, right?

3. Ditch your class(es)
- Who needs to go to class anyways? Besides, you know it all anyway, right? You'll catch up later.

4. Don't catch up on your homework assignments
- Forget about more homework! You've already got enough homework to last you all week! Or even a month! Or a life time!

5. "Forget" about your homework
- "Oops. sorry professor. I forgot." That line has been, is, and will be used for the rest of eternity, and it works! Just don't promise you're professors that you'll do your homework. If you do promise, just don't do it. Who needs to study away their prime years of their life? Who WANTS to, is the better question.

6. Leave for class late
- Whether you're driving, walking, long boarding, skate boarding, riding you're bike, roller blading, or even jump roping to school, it doesn't matter, just leave 30 seconds before class starts, or better yet, leave for class 5 minutes AFTER class starts!

7. Sit in the back of the room
- You'll learn SO much there. Plus, you'll get to check out all the hotties in the class. Doesn't hurt to have your options picked out, eh? Not to mention that you'll only be able to hear about half of what the professor is saying, so that means that you'll only need to be paying attention only half the time, right?

8. Cram all of your studying til the very last minute
- Don't worry about your homework, go have fun! You'll have time to study when you get home around 1 a.m. No worries. You got this. Oh, by the way, you're math exam is at 7 tomorrow morning...

9. Have a full credit load
- And on top of that, do 2 inter mural sports, be president of the art club, be a tutor, be a part of the science club, be in a play, run a study group program, and, and, and....

10. Use up all your money
- Don't get a job! Heaven forbid! You won't have time to spend time with all your friends! I'm sure some money will pop up somewhere for you to use...


...and, that's how to NOT make it thru college.

Be sure and do all of these things, they'll help you...fail...

But that's ok, because isn't that what most students want?

I sure hope not :P

Hope you enjoyed!